Holiday Survival
Pass the Sats, Not the Sermon: A Bitcoin Bragger’s Thanksgiving 2026 Survival Guide
Thanksgiving 2026 is coming, and so is the annual interrogation from your skeptical relatives. This guide gives US Bitcoiners five calm, data-backed comebacks for volatility, ETFs, and the dreaded 'are you rich yet?' question — plus the rules for leaving the table with your dignity and your stack intact.